Drink of the Moment: Water from my water bowl, with occasional sneaks into the bathroom toilet while my human is unawares.
Song of the Moment: “Who Let the Dogs Out?” by Baha Men
My human left this glowing screen open and I got curious. She’s doing work on another computer, so while I figure out how this works…. Oh! I think I got it. I saw a squirrel in my back yard today, I have named him Fred. He’s quite a chatterbox, he’s also quite fluffy… I bet he weighs a lot. He’s nice, but skittish.
My human has been home for the ten sunrises and sunsets, this is NOT normal. She’s been cleaning rooms I’ve never seen the inside of. She keeps walking around and putting things in the trash and dancing and singing. I’m wondering if she’s sick. I sniffed her earlier, while she was asleep. She smelled fine. My male human, that she calls husband, has been home. He smells fine too. I shall report back with my findings. She is dusting things I’ve never seen before, she found them in one of the closets and they look like weird boxes. She made a grunting noise, so I’m guessing they’re heavy. This was yesterday. We have lots of dance parties and karaoke sessions together, I remember we used to do a lot of those. I can’t say that my human is the best singer, but if it makes her happy. I like to dance, it’s fun. My human smiles a lot when we do it, I shall wait until it’s time to dance again.
Today, she is working on another computer and chatting with people I can’t see. Is this what humans call ghosts? She did the same thing a few sunrises ago on her tiny screen and I heard my name, but it wasn’t coming from my human! I tried sniffing the device, but it just smells like my human. This is a mystery I must solve.
We went outside together to , “Stretch our legs.” As my human says. The weather is nice, I’ve been enjoying sunbathing on our nice cool patio. Fred comes to say hi too.
That’s all for now, I hear my human coming up the stairs. I shall report back later.
Sassy XO
